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Things I think about on Valentine’s Day
Dear Sargento,
I know you are persnickety about cheese. I get it. I also enjoy cheese but I wouldn’t go so far as to say I’m persnickety about it. I enjoy your product, particularly the sliced variety. It is very convenient to reach into the bosom of my refrigerator and pull out a package of pre-sliced cheese, especially when I am too lazy to cut my own or have no clean knives.
What I am concerned about is why 11 slices? It is one more than 10 slices. And one less than 12. If I make sandwiches with two slices of cheese (and let’s face it, I do that a lot), I can only make 5.5 sandwiches before I run out. What’s the big deal? If I have 11 friends over, somebody can’t have a grilled cheese sandwich. What is the big deal??
I won’t stop buying your product but I am letting you know how concerned I am.
XOXOXOX
Bear Satan
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silver-land said:
Do what I do and save the extra slice to melt on fries as soon as they’re freshly prepared, if you’re the cheese fries eating sort.
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