Dear Sargento,

I know you are persnickety about cheese.  I get it.  I also enjoy cheese but I wouldn’t go so far as to say I’m persnickety about it. I enjoy your product, particularly the sliced variety.  It is very convenient to reach into the bosom of my refrigerator and pull out a package of pre-sliced cheese, especially when I am too lazy to cut my own or have no clean knives.

What I am concerned about is why 11 slices?  It is one more than 10 slices.  And one less than 12.  If I make sandwiches with two slices of cheese (and let’s face it, I do that a lot), I can only make 5.5 sandwiches before I run out.  What’s the big deal?  If I have 11 friends over, somebody can’t have a grilled cheese sandwich.  What is the big deal??

I won’t stop buying your product but I am letting you know how concerned I am.

XOXOXOX

Bear Satan